Under these rules, I would love to see Bill Maher compete in the sprint against Woody Harrelson -- The event would surely be funny as hell to watch, and I'd give even odds between Maher and Harrelson. A good promoter could make a small fortune off the event, and the Nielsens would be huge; wonder if Maher an Harrelson would be up for it? Juul might have been an ideal sponsor, but they're out after recent legislation. Maybe Nike or Adidas would be up for it...